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YaIGotaDSM
09-17-2000, 03:03 AM
this isnt really a "kill" story, just somthing I figured I would share.... anyways.
I was driving along (whistles) going twords a red light, and I see this 99ish rustang pull out from a business gaining twords me. so Im thinking "wtf?" anyways, he got up nexto me goosing his engine, sounded like popcorn popping in the microwave. so I figure I will just play with him a little cuz that part of town is known for speed traps. so im watching the left hand turn light for the other side go green, then I look in my mirror, and see this cute little gocart looking thing, and looked closer "ohhh, its a integra!" haha, so I figured he wanted to play also, so the light turns green I hear the popcorn popping rustang exhaust and the bumblebee nigtegra exhaust, laughing the whole time... I kinda let the rustang get ahead start on me so he would feel real stupid. oh ya, he had his hood-rat hoochie momma with him, she was laughing her ass off for some reason. anyways, he pulls ahead so I goose it blow by him and figure "thats enough" I guess not cuz he blew by me and cut me off! I lost track of the nigtegra it was back there cuz I could see the crystal lights, haha. so the rustang gets onto the onramp to 275s (I had to get on also) and he gooses it, so I figure why not, we're doing around 90-100 on the onramp (not a curvy one kinda straight) get onto the highway I blow by him yet again. and the little nigtegra is back there somewhere. anyways he splits off to goto detroit I split off twords ann arbor, slow down. then BAM that lil gocart is on my A**! so I figured "why not" goosed it, left him.. I figured I was going atleast 110 on the Jct. onramp, then "oh sh*t" semi blocking me, nailed the brakes dropped gears got behind him and goosed it again, I dunno where the lil gocart was. so im cruising along probably 90ish, look in my rear view, and what do I see? those pretty christmas lights of blue and red. hahaha, I pull over the guy tells me to get out, asks if im mario andreties son, I say "not that I know of" so he said "I got you at 98 mph in a 65. (33 mph over) and said he was going to give me a reckless driving ticket and blah blah, asks "was that your buddy in teh white car?" I say "no, i beleive it was a run-a-way gocart sir" so I sit back in my car, he comes upto the window hands me a ticket saying "this is your lucky day" blah blah. the ticket was for 5 over energy. which is just a fine no points. so I was happy as a pig in slop. :)~ Long Post, but figured I would share if anyone cares. >;]

YaIGotaDSM
90 Gst




Fourdoor
09-17-2000, 05:00 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YaIGotaDSM:
this isnt really a "kill" story, just somthing I figured I would share.... anyways.
I was driving along (whistles) going twords a red light, and I see this 99ish rustang pull out from a business gaining twords me. so Im thinking "wtf?" anyways, he got up nexto me goosing his engine, sounded like popcorn popping in the microwave. so I figure I will just play with him a little cuz that part of town is known for speed traps. so im watching the left hand turn light for the other side go green, then I look in my mirror, and see this cute little gocart looking thing, and looked closer "ohhh, its a integra!" haha, so I figured he wanted to play also, so the light turns green I hear the popcorn popping rustang exhaust and the bumblebee nigtegra exhaust, laughing the whole time... I kinda let the rustang get ahead start on me so he would feel real stupid. oh ya, he had his hood-rat hoochie momma with him, she was laughing her ass off for some reason. anyways, he pulls ahead so I goose it blow by him and figure "thats enough" I guess not cuz he blew by me and cut me off! I lost track of the nigtegra it was back there cuz I could see the crystal lights, haha. so the rustang gets onto the onramp to 275s (I had to get on also) and he gooses it, so I figure why not, we're doing around 90-100 on the onramp (not a curvy one kinda straight) get onto the highway I blow by him yet again. and the little nigtegra is back there somewhere. anyways he splits off to goto detroit I split off twords ann arbor, slow down. then BAM that lil gocart is on my A**! so I figured "why not" goosed it, left him.. I figured I was going atleast 110 on the Jct. onramp, then "oh sh*t" semi blocking me, nailed the brakes dropped gears got behind him and goosed it again, I dunno where the lil gocart was. so im cruising along probably 90ish, look in my rear view, and what do I see? those pretty christmas lights of blue and red. hahaha, I pull over the guy tells me to get out, asks if im mario andreties son, I say "not that I know of" so he said "I got you at 98 mph in a 65. (33 mph over) and said he was going to give me a reckless driving ticket and blah blah, asks "was that your buddy in teh white car?" I say "no, i beleive it was a run-a-way gocart sir" so I sit back in my car, he comes upto the window hands me a ticket saying "this is your lucky day" blah blah. the ticket was for 5 over energy. which is just a fine no points. so I was happy as a pig in slop. :)~ Long Post, but figured I would share if anyone cares. &gt;;]

YaIGotaDSM
90 Gst<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nice kills! What kind of times do you run?

Don't forget guys, cool cops DO exist! One of them (female variety) married my Cousin (a trucker) after meeting him by giving him a ticket :)

Keith



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Best pass to date 12.817 @ 108.42 with a 1.786 60'. Not bad for a 4 door huh?

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PS: Yeah, I know that time is slow for that dyno sheet. This track sucks!

YaIGotaDSM
09-17-2000, 04:48 PM
Actually i beleive female cops are even worse than guy cops. Because they are "female hear me roar" or somthing. I dunno. But if you married to one, thats cool cuz then you could play good cop bad robber spank it. if yanno what I mean. :)

boostedtalon
09-19-2000, 03:48 PM
Not all cops are bad, it's usually the rookies who have to prove that they are above you that are jerks. If you get one who's been on the force for a while they are usually pretty cool.