KILLED BY A CIVIC

[greenstreak]

After all the kills I read on the many boards that I frequent you would think I would stop falling for this.

[bulldog13]

I was driving my poor passed-out-drunk wife home from Bennigans tonight. Poor thing. A few blocks from our house, I innocently enough stopped for a red light. Up next to me pulls this 91ish Honda Civic, not quite a CRX, but you know the type, the sort of sporty one. Red. Lowered with scraped up aftermarket wheels. Stickers up and down it which I couldnt decifer. I hear his exhaust rumble, so I give him a rev. He returns the ear candy and we both know its on. At the red, I hammer it, squeal the tires a bit, and Ive got him by about half a car. After that, its sort of blurry, but aside from all of my physical efforts, nothing could have stopped the eminent. He starts to walk away from me. I push the gas to the pavement, but to no avail. He continues to pull, up up and away. At this point my drunk assed wife wakes up and informs me that I am not to drive like a maniac in her car. I agree and proceed to brake down to 30mph, the posted speed limit. Oh yeah, one other thing I forgot to mention, my wifes car is an '89 Accord. HA HA HA HA HA HA

Brady
95 TSi AWD

[TurboMitsu]

Good one! you almost got me worried :D

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[turbo=good]

that was funny. in the middle of the story, I was kind of getting mad.

[Van]

Had me going...and to think, I was worried for ya. S**t.

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Rocky Mountain
'91 Talon Tsi AWD - modified
Live, Learn, Love, Bleed DSM...

[ralliart]

damnit man dont do that again
some of us are fragile and couldnt take the shock that would create

[Steve Rennick]

You had me going!!

[SUPERFLY]

I was kinda feeling sorry for you..... until you state that you were driving a hondu. Ya had me going !!! HA HA HA HA