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: Fat girlfriend jokes!


LordCoca
04-02-2002, 05:25 PM
My friends dating this really fat girl, and we've been making fun of him all week. Help me think of some new insults.

Something like, "See, when Czar (him) was leaving the drive in with her, the attendent ran up and goes "Hey, you can't take the screen!"

SoCaLlove
04-02-2002, 05:35 PM
"Awww man you suck, you got an eclipse before me!"



"Your girlfriend's like my car...3400lbs, big ass, can launch on all fours, and has alot of gas!"

95stktrbo:(
04-02-2002, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by SoCaLlove

"Your girlfriend's like my car...3400lbs, big ass, can launch on all fours, and has alot of gas!"


LMAO..Thanks, now there is water all over my pc monitor.

Late,

scotthidley
04-02-2002, 07:32 PM
*start assmode*
honey can you try not to knock the lamp over this time when you walk by it.

hey if you weren't so big, they wouldn't need so many kids working in those sweat shops to make your clothes.

honey the trailer park called, they want their trash back (referring to her).

you can always thank him for taking one of the uglies out of the pool, but your going to have to kick his ass if he makes more uglies with her

*end assmode*