Ricer Poem

[Turbo'dTalon1G]

Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow Stickers
Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker

I think I look cool from the attention I bring...
Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs.

Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions,
Speakers so loud that you'll scream in submission

My car really flies 'cause it has this big wing...
But nothing compares to me cutting my springs.

When the bull stops, when the money talks, when I might lose face...
I suddenly remember what my car can't do And then I refuse to race!

Day-glow orange shift knobs and whiteface temp gauges
Low profile tires make me think I'm courageous

Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
They're part of the package from cutting my springs.

Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
People around me don't like what they're seeing

They're all just so jealous, for I am the king...
I rule the street after cutting my springs!

When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I wait and wait...
If I'm such a stud after cutting my springs Why can't I get a date

[1QuickChic]

ahhh oh well werd!!!!

[Esky]

Nice...sorry for digging up an old thread, but I put together a little poem that came to me after an occurance that happened today (well, most days). It's short, but sweet enough.

The Art of Racing
Kids in a cavy,
thinkin their savy.
Revvin those bangers,
fart cans on coat hangers.
They motion at me,
loaded with naivety.
They want to play,
but only brighten my day.
He looks at my car's body, plain Jane and lame...he says I should get some vinyls on my door.
He tells me his black rims are a hot mod, why get what a lot of people spend big bucks for.
He pulled off his wheel covers and exposed his stock tire supporters with all those beautiful holes.
The money I spent on my rims should have been for a body kit, because that's how a true racer rolls.
I can tell I'm starting to get to him...the silence I'm giving him is clearly instilling fear.
The light turns green, we start the glorious scene...but when I look back, I realize I didn't even hit third gear.

[underPRESSURE_84]

Fucking mya angelou's in here.

[eagleone1980]

Originally Posted by Esky

Nice...sorry for digging up an old thread, but I put together a little poem that came to me after an occurance that happened today (well, most days). It's short, but sweet enough.

The Art of Racing
Kids in a cavy,
thinkin their savy.
Revvin those bangers,
fart cans on coat hangers.
They motion at me,
loaded with naivety.
They want to play,
but only brighten my day.
He looks at my car's body, plain Jane and lame...he says I should get some vinyls on my door.
He tells me his black rims are a hot mod, why get what a lot of people spend big bucks for.
He pulled off his wheel covers and exposed his stock tire supporters with all those beautiful holes.
The money I spent on my rims should have been for a body kit, because that's how a true racer rolls.
I can tell I'm starting to get to him...the silence I'm giving him is clearly instilling fear.
The light turns green, we start the glorious scene...but when I look back, I realize I didn't even hit third gear.

Thas pure fuckin poetry at it's best!
Any haiku's?

[swade]

i found this somewhere awhile back, even maybe here, so i apologize if this is a repost. This is pretty funny i think..


This goes out to all my Honda owners


Them Civics, them Accords, All them type cars
And even them Type-Rs

I love my Honda like I love my ganja.
I'll smoke your V8 like I smoke marijuana

Back up boy and show some respect
My Honda Civic's got a 4 cylinder VTEC

When I go out people wanna see my ride
They always stare at the Type-R on the side

I'll paint my hood black for that carbon fiber look
My windshield wiper lights are off the fuckin hook

Took off my hub caps cause they give me better times
When I rip'em on the track, I'm stunnin all their minds

My exhaust is turned sideways with a five inch tip
Raced a Z 06, took homie's pink slip

Got a new spoiler from Jc Whiney
15 inch double stack worth every penny

APC decals and two racing stripes
4 neon blue day time runnin lights

When I take off the front tires go up in smoke
And Chevy's with 350s ain't nothing but a joke

When I flip my switches you'll see all the neon lights
It's like Las Vegas when you see me at night


Don't mess with VTEC cause we'll send you home
Cryin like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone

When you see me coming get the hell outta my way
Gotta cruise to the mall cause you know it's friday

Doing loud drop outs all the way down the highway
Bumpin some techno with my visor turned sideways

If you wanna race your ass will get tossed
Throw it neutral and rev up the exhaust

I'm gonna leave your ass in a world of pain
My adrenaline’s rushing from the rice in my veins

Neutral, slam it into drive when the light turns green
I'll eat your Saleen like your mama's Lean Cruisine


Gotta nother victory in the domestic fashure
Pull in front of you and throw on my flashers

When you lost you call me a cheater
You couldn't hang with the 1.6 liter

My civic is more like a rocket than a car
You'll be saying to yourself, damn is that a Type-R?


Don't mess with Honda's cause they're outta your class
I'll wait til you get beside me and you're trying to pass

Once you hear the VTEC when I step on the gas
Next thing you know your ass is finishin last

I'll fix you a Type-R burger with some VTEC sauce
Your ass will be fired cause Honda is the boss

[Esky]

Brought tears to my eyes, Swade. If I can't give you credit for writing it, at least I can give you credit for posting it

I'll see about that Haiku

[gsxtreme1987]

isnt that all from the "Ricer Song" on streetfire?

i couldnt find the link, will post again if i find it.

[Esky]

If you're talking about what I wrote...I've never heard the Ricer Song, nor did I know that there was a song...so that'd be pretty interesting if they matched up

[eagleone1980]

Originally Posted by swade

i found this somewhere awhile back, even maybe here, so i apologize if this is a repost. This is pretty funny i think..


This goes out to all my Honda owners


Them Civics, them Accords, All them type cars
And even them Type-Rs

I love my Honda like I love my ganja.
I'll smoke your V8 like I smoke marijuana

Back up boy and show some respect
My Honda Civic's got a 4 cylinder VTEC

When I go out people wanna see my ride
They always stare at the Type-R on the side

I'll paint my hood black for that carbon fiber look
My windshield wiper lights are off the fuckin hook

Took off my hub caps cause they give me better times
When I rip'em on the track, I'm stunnin all their minds

My exhaust is turned sideways with a five inch tip
Raced a Z 06, took homie's pink slip

Got a new spoiler from Jc Whiney
15 inch double stack worth every penny

APC decals and two racing stripes
4 neon blue day time runnin lights

When I take off the front tires go up in smoke
And Chevy's with 350s ain't nothing but a joke

When I flip my switches you'll see all the neon lights
It's like Las Vegas when you see me at night


Don't mess with VTEC cause we'll send you home
Cryin like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone

When you see me coming get the hell outta my way
Gotta cruise to the mall cause you know it's friday

Doing loud drop outs all the way down the highway
Bumpin some techno with my visor turned sideways

If you wanna race your ass will get tossed
Throw it neutral and rev up the exhaust

I'm gonna leave your ass in a world of pain
My adrenaline’s rushing from the rice in my veins

Neutral, slam it into drive when the light turns green
I'll eat your Saleen like your mama's Lean Cruisine


Gotta nother victory in the domestic fashure
Pull in front of you and throw on my flashers

When you lost you call me a cheater
You couldn't hang with the 1.6 liter

My civic is more like a rocket than a car
You'll be saying to yourself, damn is that a Type-R?


Don't mess with Honda's cause they're outta your class
I'll wait til you get beside me and you're trying to pass

Once you hear the VTEC when I step on the gas
Next thing you know your ass is finishin last

I'll fix you a Type-R burger with some VTEC sauce
Your ass will be fired cause Honda is the boss

LMFAO!

[blackflame]

Originally Posted by swade

i found this somewhere awhile back, even maybe here, so i apologize if this is a repost. This is pretty funny i think..


This goes out to all my Honda owners


Them Civics, them Accords, All them type cars
And even them Type-Rs

I love my Honda like I love my ganja.
I'll smoke your V8 like I smoke marijuana

Back up boy and show some respect
My Honda Civic's got a 4 cylinder VTEC

When I go out people wanna see my ride
They always stare at the Type-R on the side

I'll paint my hood black for that carbon fiber look
My windshield wiper lights are off the fuckin hook

Took off my hub caps cause they give me better times
When I rip'em on the track, I'm stunnin all their minds

My exhaust is turned sideways with a five inch tip
Raced a Z 06, took homie's pink slip

Got a new spoiler from Jc Whiney
15 inch double stack worth every penny

APC decals and two racing stripes
4 neon blue day time runnin lights

When I take off the front tires go up in smoke
And Chevy's with 350s ain't nothing but a joke

When I flip my switches you'll see all the neon lights
It's like Las Vegas when you see me at night


Don't mess with VTEC cause we'll send you home
Cryin like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone

When you see me coming get the hell outta my way
Gotta cruise to the mall cause you know it's friday

Doing loud drop outs all the way down the highway
Bumpin some techno with my visor turned sideways

If you wanna race your ass will get tossed
Throw it neutral and rev up the exhaust

I'm gonna leave your ass in a world of pain
My adrenaline’s rushing from the rice in my veins

Neutral, slam it into drive when the light turns green
I'll eat your Saleen like your mama's Lean Cruisine


Gotta nother victory in the domestic fashure
Pull in front of you and throw on my flashers

When you lost you call me a cheater
You couldn't hang with the 1.6 liter

My civic is more like a rocket than a car
You'll be saying to yourself, damn is that a Type-R?


Don't mess with Honda's cause they're outta your class
I'll wait til you get beside me and you're trying to pass

Once you hear the VTEC when I step on the gas
Next thing you know your ass is finishin last

I'll fix you a Type-R burger with some VTEC sauce
Your ass will be fired cause Honda is the boss

Funny shit, but its from the Ricer song on Streetfire.

[endlessMyk]

http://videos.streetfire.net/toprate...5029858254.htm

[Esky]

I love it. That cavalier would have fit right in.

[Quick Shot xMLx]

Originally Posted by endlessMyk

http://videos.streetfire.net/toprate...5029858254.htm

Man I love that video. I had McNasty(guy who made the video) on my Myspace friends list but he took me off

[ManInBlack]

Originally Posted by Turbo'dTalon1G

Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow Stickers
Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker

I think I look cool from the attention I bring...
Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs.

Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions,
Speakers so loud that you'll scream in submission

My car really flies 'cause it has this big wing...
But nothing compares to me cutting my springs.

When the bull stops, when the money talks, when I might lose face...
I suddenly remember what my car can't do And then I refuse to race!

Day-glow orange shift knobs and whiteface temp gauges
Low profile tires make me think I'm courageous

Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
They're part of the package from cutting my springs.

Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
People around me don't like what they're seeing

They're all just so jealous, for I am the king...
I rule the street after cutting my springs!

When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I wait and wait...
If I'm such a stud after cutting my springs Why can't I get a date

It just occured to me this is supposed to be sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things". LMAO