Today I was out driving and I pulled up beside this sentra at a stop light. Typical rice boy... Leaned back in his seat listening to Eminem. His car was modded out with a dual tip muffler, clear side markers, and a gigantic tach on the dash. Well, I have the privilage to have idle surge when I pull up next to him, so I guess he thought I was revving him. He give a couple whines back and yells out his window, "wanna race?" Well, there was nobody else around so I said "sure." Light turned green and I didn't wanna hurt his feelings too bad so I just made sure I had traction, then accelerated quickly. Needless to say I got him off the line, in 1st, and 2nd... He was very far behind by the time I was in 3rd. Anyway, I pulled into a gas station and he pulls in behind me. He gets out of his car and walks up to me and says "nice race." Then he starts looking around the inside of my car and I asked him what he was looking for. Then he said, "They're in your seat cushion right? I heard you spray on me between 1st and 2nd." I just said, "No, thats pressure being released from my intercooler piping." He gave me a blank stare, then said, "You should get that leak checked, but your car is still fast." After that, he walked back to his car and took off like a bat outta hell to "impress" me. Not my best kill, but surely the funniest.