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Jason Benson

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The other night I was on my way home in my 12 sec GSX sleeper when I pulled up beside this dumbass in a convertible 3rd gen at a light. When the light turned green the guy killed the engine, so I drove by him and laughed. At the next light the guy, who's like thirty something and wearing a suit, looks over at me and gives me this like sympathetic grin. I'm thinking "I know you're not." Sure enough, the light turns green and he's leaving the line spinning the tires. I just eased off the line and then proceeded to hand him his ass. As I was hitting avout 155 on the interstate and he was getting smaller in the rearview, I figured he'd pretty much learned his lesson.

I take my exit and pull up to another light. Sure enough this same guy pulls up next to me and gives me the same grin. So, I'm sitting there in neutral because I've got a dual friction and don't want to be promoting c/w. Before I can get the car in gear, the light turns green and he's gone. So now I'm thinking, "Please let this guy get caught at another light because he obviously wants to see a studder box launch." Thankfully, he got caught at the last light on the strip we were on.

I pulled up next to him and looked over. This guys gives me another of his shitt eating grins. So, I stage the car, look over at him, and, as the studder box hits at 5500, I give him an eat shitt grin. The light turned red and I came off the line with 10psi of boost smoking all four tires. I busted his ass so bad. I changed lanes in front of him in 2nd and didn't let out until I was shifting the 4th. Then I waited on him. He came up behind me and stayed about 3 cars back. If I slowewd down so did he. He wouldn't even pull up beside me so I could see him.

Lesson learned.
 
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No thenks man. I'm partial to my 2G. I've seen the discussion a million times, but I really love mine. The great thing is it's running 12's, a daily driver, and looks just like every other eclipse on the road.
 
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The studder box lets me rev to a preset rpm on the line (5500 in this case) and build boost before I launch.

Yeah, I smoke all for tires on a launch. Especially on the street because the aspalt is usually not that great. I run street tires all the time. Even at the track. I'd rather spin the tires and still go fast than run softer tires and take a chance on breaking the tranny for 1/10 of a second.
 
So now I'm thinking, "Please let this guy get caught at another light because he obviously wants to see a studder box launch." Thankfully, he got caught at the last light on the strip we were on.
THATS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!! just thinking about what that would have looked like on the street would be absolutly FUNNY SHIT!!! But anyways its too bad we cant plant a camera on these retards faces after they get smoked by a stock looking dsm. Also, your running 12's right? Well what are your modds?? can we get a modd list. Also did you happen to look at his face when you hit the studder box?:D i wonder what he was thinking
 
I "know" of him through a friend, he's not BSing you.

And that stutterbox feature is included with DSMLink :p which he has.
 
Hor said:
I "know" of him through a friend, he's not BSing you.

And that stutterbox feature is included with DSMLink :p which he has.
Are you serious??? that is awesome.
 
stanfosd said:


Are you serious??? that is awesome.
Yep, I'm serious. I have it too (see sig).

Of course, I have yet to try mine out :( as my car is sitting in the garage right now waiting for me to finish the fuel pump and injector installation.
 
Hey you rebel,
That's pretty cool that you have a sleeper, who convinced you to do that? If I were you I would have gotten a Stillen front bumper and a huge aluminum wing with 5" exhaust tip :D

I heard a rumor that your main mechanic is a damn yankee. ;)

I finally posted that video of you smoking that '68 camaro....enjoy

http://fuse.wox.org:81/95gsx_smokes_camaro__praise_to_the_North.mpg

God Bless the Union!



Joe
 
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Joe

Thanks for posting the video. I've been wanting to put that in the kill stories. I've been spending more time on this page since you went back above the Mason Dixon. I haven't even worked on the car since you left. I just have no motivation without my ace Yankee mechanic. Now you've got to teach me how to put a signature on my stuff. I'd like to put one of the pictures of us with our cars on there. Have you gotten those pictures from the track developed? Maybe I'll put one of the launch pictures on the. If you have them mail them to me.

P.S.

I found the damned FRAM oil filter in my toolbox where my DSM filter was. Theiving yankee bastard.
 
I did the same thing last week but I did it to a couple of ******** in a '70 Chevelle SS 396. Got him from 50mph roll and then from a stoplight and then I think he went home and cried.:p
 
I revved on, what appeared to be lightly modded, 1G AWD. As soon as I heard the rev limiter at 4K-ish RPM I knew it wasn't your average commuter car. Big turbo, big cams, standalone.

My ass still hurts :(
 
well i smoked a rag top 2002 corvette with deal tags still on them, off the line with my laser. and well i bet he want back to the dealer and yelled and cryed about the ass raping. i bet they are still wondering what happened. seeing how they think the EVo VII has seven cylinders.

LOL

peace
 
Jason Benson said:
No thenks man. I'm partial to my 2G. I've seen the discussion a million times, but I really love mine. The great thing is it's running 12's, a daily driver, and looks just like every other eclipse on the road.
I think we're curious for a mod list, if you may :p
 
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