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Turbo Assassin

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You've got to be fucking kidding

I took the 97 out for a spin yesterday afternoon making sure its still running healthy (haven't tuned it in a while). Anyways, I pull up to this light and look at this car next to me, well I was about 1/3car length closer up than this car in the next lane. It is a Mitsubishi Mirage DE as in base model 100hp super import killer. She has this very ghetto looking banner across the winshield that says "TEAM SPEEED". I laugh out loud upon reading this. Meanwhile she has been staring at the GSX (as the ladies often do;) ) and pulls up right next to me as Im laughing at her ricer ass. She says "whats so goddamn funny there buddy" in a very hostile bitchy tone. I say "you've got to be fucking kidding, look at your car and you'll know why Im laughing." AT THIS POINT SHE REVS AT ME. Ass can muffler sound like Richard Simmons snorting a line. I just shake my head like this bitch is just too sad. Light turns and she chirps her front General 55dollar tires. I swear to god I shifted at 3200 through first and second and still beat her.

Anyways, although I was being kind of a dick.....WTF Team Speeed with a DE Mirage and your ghetto car, welfare look and bitchy attitude? I hate these kind of people. YOU ARE NOT AN IMPORT RACER with your altezzas, so do yourself a favor and take a bath in some gasoline and a match.

Rant and pathetic kill over.
 
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what do you expect, there are true import racers in this world, and then ricers, gotta love em, if it wasn't for them you wouldn't be able to laugh once in a while.
 
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rosman4u said:
what do you expect, there are true import racers in this world, and then ricers, gotta love em, if it wasn't for them you wouldn't be able to laugh once in a while.
Yeah that's definately true, always good for a laugh... although on the other hand, it's idiots like that who give all imports a bad name. I've seen some riced Mustangs/Camaros, but it's not even close to the amount of imports.
 
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Re: You've got to be fucking kidding

Turbo Assassin said:
I took the 97 out for a spin yesterday afternoon making sure its still running healthy (haven't tuned it in a while). Anyways, I pull up to this light and look at this car next to me, well I was about 1/3car length closer up than this car in the next lane. It is a Mitsubishi Mirage DE as in base model 100hp super import killer. She has this very ghetto looking banner across the winshield that says "TEAM SPEEED". I laugh out loud upon reading this. Meanwhile she has been staring at the GSX (as the ladies often do;) ) and pulls up right next to me as Im laughing at her ricer ass. She says "whats so goddamn funny there buddy" in a very hostile bitchy tone. I say "you've got to be fucking kidding, look at your car and you'll know why Im laughing." AT THIS POINT SHE REVS AT ME. Ass can muffler sound like Richard Simmons snorting a line. I just shake my head like this bitch is just too sad. Light turns and she chirps her front General 55dollar tires. I swear to god I shifted at 3200 through first and second and still beat her.

Anyways, although I was being kind of a dick.....WTF Team Speeed with a DE Mirage and your ghetto car, welfare look and bitchy attitude? I hate these kind of people. YOU ARE NOT AN IMPORT RACER with your altezzas, so do yourself a favor and take a bath in some gasoline and a match.

Rant and pathetic kill over.
dude... to each their own. It seems to me like your googling & laughing would have provoked her, maybe I'm missing something :rolleyes:
 
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Whenever someone proclaims to be something(i.e. a street racer, or a toughguy) people who are these things WILL challenge that. My friend always acted like a toughguy, hence he would get started with by lots of toughguys even though it was clear that he was not. On the other hand, if you are talking the talk(i.e having a TEAM SPEED logo on a visually tricked out car) people will see if you can walk the walk, and obviously the turbo assassin did all the walking :)
 
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Turbo Assassin said:
I hate these kind of people. YOU ARE NOT AN IMPORT RACER with your altezzas, so do yourself a favor and take a bath in some gasoline and a match.
Uhh, that's a bit harsh there don't you think? :eek:
 
hehe

I was thinking more along the lines of Diesel. ( burns slower ) hehehehe Kidding :)
 
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silly ricers........and a chick ricer, even better!
 
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haha

I would rather have a girl in a in a rice car rev on me, rather then some kid rev on me in his civic lx with light up wind shield wriper lights, i mean they do give you a extra 30 hp not including the taking off stock hubcaps to make it look like a racer, its all good though dude, was she at least hot, cause you a hot chick trying to race is good times, my question is where are all the real girl racers? and i wonder what the captain of the team speed drives, perhaps a paseo or something, haha good story man
 
Steeltwo said:
i missed the welfare look part LOL

and yes, future dsmer, I could have had one this past week. But the place wanted too much :(
Yeah Steel you've been here for over a year now and still no DSM. Get on the ball man :p ;)
 
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speaking of Missing out, I bought my GS for 5k, with a new motor in it with only 20k miles (the old motor threw a rod and was replaced under warranty). I find out a week later, this dude was selling a 1g Talon AWD Turbo for $2500, and in perfect condition :mad:
 
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