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Another "modern muscle" dissapointment.

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Me : 91 GSX

ported 14b with ported 2g exhaust mani/o2 housing
uicp with GM MAFT
m105 datalogger
turboxs MBC @ 16psi
2.5" turboback
3"intake
Walbro 255 FP and Aeromotive FPR

Opponent: 06 Dodge Charger R/T

Exhaust, most likely nothing else
claimed "400ft/lbs"





I had gotten off of work yesterday at about 9pm from my dead-end 11 hour a day job working as a sales associate for Verizon Wireless. I walked out to a decent night, and walked over to my car. Interestingly enough I could see a few cars parked next to mine, hoods popped, owners outside. As I walked closer I saw the three parked just a few spaces from me. As they sat there was a black LT1 trans am, seemingly unmodified. An sn95 mustang with apparently some chrome goodies sitting under the hood. And lastly a brand spankin new, dealer tagged and all, blacked out 06 dodge charger r/t. All three owners are outside and checking out the Chargers brand-new beauty. I give their cars a quick glance, and go to open my door. Before I could even sit down in my car I see them staring me down.

The charger owner proceeded to blurt out..."Why do you people waste your money on those things?"
I gave a quick smirk and replied "It's not too bad for a decently quick daily driver."
Of course he had to come back at me..."Well thats just because you don't know what real 'quick' car is"; the three of them shared a nice laugh at that one, haha.

So I decided I'd check out their cars and just talk some cars with them for a minute. I fire up my 1g to let it warm up while I wait outside. At the putting of my exhaust with no muffler, they again share a good laugh at my cars expense.
I get out and walk over to them...and the bashing ensues. "What is the appeal of those rice burners?","Front wheel drive cars suck"(I didnt correct them), "Whats the point of those torqueless honda-cars? This is putting out nearly 400 ft/lbs from the factory"

He went over the line grouping me in with hondas, haha. I just told him that my stock turbo spooled nice, and my car actually generates a good amount of torque. Taking me defending my car as an obvious insult he proclaims "why dont we just roll out here onto 13 and ill show u what a real car does?"

I figured what the hell, I'll give him ago; I was still feeding off the confidence of my recent victory against a stock 05 mustang gt by about a 1/4 car. So I tell him why not, I'm not afraid to lose. He tells his buddies he'll be back in a quick second and fires up his Charger. It had a mean runble to it, I won't lie.

We pull out onto the main road with tons of flat straight ahead. I'm rolling first gear as he pulls beside me. I hear him yell, "Just go whenever you want buddy"

I punch it at about 4k RPMS and my 14b flies into action. I hear the chargers V8 roar out almost exactly the same time I go for it. I hear the chirp of his tires as my first gear winds out in a flash. 6k winds by and I slam it into 2nd with the familiar sound of my crushed 1g BOV chirping. During his seeming traction battle in first gear I have managed to put 3/4 of a car on the cocky charger.
I'm still going balls out in second with my turbo hissing like a champion. I'm suprisingly holding this guy at my rear quarter panel as my RPM's climb in second. Right as I'm approaching my shift point, I hear the charger find 3rd gear. I bang 3rd gear with precision and I'm once again greeted by the rush of my BOV.
Third gear is rolling by and I toss a look at my logger and everything is running flawless. I take a glance and to my suprise....I'm creeping away from this guy. The roar of the V8 grows more dull as pull inch by inch away. 6K comes in 3rd gear and I glance back to see him a few feet from my rear bumper. I hit 4th and within a few seconds....he gives up.

I turned around and followed him back to the parking lot with a smile of victory having defeated someone who so badly needed to have his shit checked ;)

I pull back in beside the seemingly V8 club and tell the guy it was a good run. But I guess you can't make peace with everyone. His buddies were obviously shocked he lost, and he had to come out with "Yeah, anyones car can be fast when you dump at least 10 grand in it"

Having had more than my share of this guy I laugh and get back in my car telling him that I've spent a whopping total of nearly 3 grand on my car including the price i paid for it. He gives me the "whatever" look and I pull out and head home victorious.


Was the guy an awesome driver? Probably not. Did he know half of the workings of an actual car? Probably not. Could that car have beaten me with a good driver? I thought it should have. But hey, it felt good to put that guy in his place. Especially now that my fmic kit, 650ccs, evo iii 16g and sockted ecu are coming in the mail :D

Sorry for such a long killy story but im bored at work(Maybe ill have another story tonight, haha. Peace
 
#2 ·
I almost hit the back butten before I even got to you guys pulling out to the street. Good kill though none the less.
 
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#6 ·
Good story, most people that are serious about there cars and having something faster than 14 and 13 second time slips do not concern themselves with insulting others. Glad you could show him up, sucks some people still have to be incompetent and arrogant.
 
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Those R/Ts run 14 flat stock. They only came in automatics so the driver error is out. He didn't have the 6.1 so he was lying about the "400 tq." That 05 GT you raced definitely couldn't drive because a GT will beat a 5.7 Hemi pretty badly and you beta both by around the same amount.
 
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Quick Shot xMLx said:
Those R/Ts run 14 flat stock. They only came in automatics so the driver error is out. He didn't have the 6.1 so he was lying about the "400 tq." That 05 GT you raced definitely couldn't drive because a GT will beat a 5.7 Hemi pretty badly and you beta both by around the same amount.
The RT is rated at 340hp and 390tq the SRT8 is rated at 425hp and 420tq. That is right the SRT8 is 420 friendly. LOL. But the car is 4100 lbs. So weight slows them down badly.
 
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#14 ·
That's a good kill, guy's too cocky. And they always loose at the end.
 
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#15 ·
Jeesh, what a moron. Nice to see him get edumacated about DSM's, Hondas they ain't. Funny this guy bragging about his two ton muscle car that puts down what? 280 to the wheels? The fool got a lesson in power to weight. Nice kill. It always amazes me how peeps who haven't a clue spend so much energy talkin' out their asses. Somethings never change, I've been street racing since 1973 and it's always been like that.
 
#16 ·
Awesome story, I love showing up dsm/importi illiterate guys. I have love for all cars, but I hate when other people don't... just got to prove them wrong:)
 
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#17 ·
nice kill on the hemi...i love how cocky those guys are. I ran an srt8 with dealer tags on it back in sept with a half dead fp green and a basic tune and schooled him bad. Love catching people who dont know any thing. Good story and even better kill
 
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#19 ·
Very good story in my opinion. Definately refreshing from the crap thats been here for awhile. Why do you say you have a dead end job? You work for Verizon, and I know those guys are banking in the money.;)
 
#21 ·
good story, badass kill! it make me want to get my car running smoothly again.

there are a bunch of similar guys at my work nowadays who have older muscel cars, and they are all callin me out, each time i say "sure, 100 dollars right now" and they all back off, most of these guys are pullin in 180k a year too, but they are ignorant when it comes to racing cars.
 
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Nice kill!
 
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fiveSFE said:
good story, badass kill! it make me want to get my car running smoothly again.

there are a bunch of similar guys at my work nowadays who have older muscel cars, and they are all callin me out, each time i say "sure, 100 dollars right now" and they all back off, most of these guys are pullin in 180k a year too, but they are ignorant when it comes to racing cars.

Dang, shame you're so far away...:D
 
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