[Dsm_IS_Life]

ok so i was at work yesterday, i work construction and i was at a residential development. A 30 some year old guy who is a subcontractor and does roofing asks who owns the "white jalopy" i told him it was mine and then he started bragging about his 06 GTO as if i cared. Sounded like he memorized the spec list by the way he was talking. but then he asked me if i wanted to buy his integra and i told him i wasnt really into acuras or even hondas for that matter and he got really fired up and said well look at what you have now. I told him"THAT is a DSM" and he laughed and said no thats an import....all those cars,those eclipses and hondas they are all the same, they're all made in japan.....i told him, ACTUALLY buddy this car was made in illinois....he then continued to flip out and i walked away....at the end of the day as everyone was leaving i saw that he was driving the interga....he pulled up next to me and said "haha kid you have a lot to learn about cars...you should at least know what the hell your driving"...And thats when i said....Diamond Star Motors is the joint effort between Mitsubishi and Chrystler to produce some of the fastest cars in the world....thats when he spit on the fender of my talon, burned out and sped away....i immediately followed of course, pissed off......and when we got on the highway naturally i had to get next to him and looked over at him and smiled and waved...and then when i thought he was gonna race..........he didnt

 

[ryan bessey]

You need to shut someone up like that, dont kill him but if hes going to be an ass about cars. He deserves a lot more than a smile, wave, and then a drive by.

 

[goose_]

He would come outside tomorow to see both cars with 4 flat tires if that type of bullshit happened here.

 

[TSilovemycar]

dude he spit on your car and you didn't kill him. Oh my wtf...he should be under a freshly new poured concrete slab in my back yard. No one would know.

 

[Dsm_IS_Life]

lol the funny thing is.......i do concrete work.......but keep in mind everyone, this guy works around me......i'll get him back verrry soon......

 

[terror rising]

Take a picture of your balls in his coffee cup, then when he is drinking his coffee show him the picture.

 

[White91TalonTsi]

I would smack the Bitch, than take a dump on his pontiac, lol jk

I found it funny how hes trash talking and he didnt race , Think you could beat him?

 

[screamingdemon]

Take a picture of your balls in his coffee cup, then when he is drinking his coffee show him the picture.

Ahh man, thats exactly what I would do....or if you wanna get him back by making him think his car is f*ckin up then throw some nuts and bolts into his exhaust pipe then tie a plastic bag over his airfilter. By the time he realizes his car wont start for crap then he removes the bag and cranks his car and hears a rattling around from his car then that should give him a good scare. Or just the random condom over the exhaust tip is a great gag on anyone.

 

[Dsm_IS_Life]

I would smack the Bitch, than take a dump on his pontiac, lol jk

I found it funny how hes trash talking and he didnt race , Think you could beat him?

yea def......his integra isn't shit. All it has is an exhaust from what I know

 

[Greek DSM]

Hes a disgrace to the Goat I hate shit talkers, i werkd demolition and lost my job cuz of cars..Long story short i punchd my boss in his mouth and quit that hour.. Funny thing he had a 92 pontiac grand am, and was saying he could beat my talon any day, cuz hes was such a awsome driver....
Both our cars are Autos......

 

[widebody_gst]

this is why i love florida and its gun laws....i would have to have exercised my cwl or concealed weapons license and pistol whipped his ass...lol no but i would have definately done more and if he got out the car and threatened THEN you are by law, if you feel threatened able to use your gun....but of course you are in PA....come move to FL that shit wouldnt happen or someone would most likely be dead.

 

[Greek DSM]

this is why i love florida and its gun laws....i would have to have exercised my cwl or concealed weapons license and pistol whipped his ass...lol no but i would have definately done more and if he got out the car and threatened THEN you are by law, if you feel threatened able to use your gun....but of course you are in PA....come move to FL that shit wouldnt happen or someone would most likely be dead.

I sense jersey in you...

 

[95EagleAWD]

this is why i love florida and its gun laws....i would have to have exercised my cwl or concealed weapons license and pistol whipped his ass...lol no but i would have definately done more and if he got out the car and threatened THEN you are by law, if you feel threatened able to use your gun....but of course you are in PA....come move to FL that shit wouldnt happen or someone would most likely be dead.

Sounds like the best solution to someone spitting on your car.

 

[wrx19]

Ahh man, thats exactly what I would do....or if you wanna get him back by making him think his car is f*ckin up then throw some nuts and bolts into his exhaust pipe then tie a plastic bag over his airfilter. By the time he realizes his car wont start for crap then he removes the bag and cranks his car and hears a rattling around from his car then that should give him a good scare. Or just the random condom over the exhaust tip is a great gag on anyone.

Take a picture of your balls in his coffee cup, then when he is drinking his coffee show him the picture.

I'll say yes and yes...


...he actually called you a jalopy?! weirdo.

 

[turboawdtsi]

Wow, some of you guys are violent MOFO's....kicking a guy's ass and/or killin him for spitting on your car? LOL I like the balls in the coffee cup idea, although I hope you're talking about doing that BEFORE the hot steaming coffee is poured in there. That'd ruin your chances for kids quickly

 

[X-Pride]

He just mad because he got owned by a DSM once in his life time. I know many teg owners who talk alot of shit because they got pawned by a DSM. Than I have yet let a teg pass me on the highway. Dam ricer burners. You should ask him if he knew that Acura and Honda are the same company. Or best appraise his teg and than ask him if he wants to race for money?

 

[JAdams1034]

He needs bitch slapped!!

 

[Michael]

You know that GTO's are made in Australia and come to the US on a boat? Technically, he's the one with the import.

 

[BroBoost]

Hows bout you spit on his car back? Hock a big loogie and aim for the crack in the window. Sounds resonably fair, eye for an eye.

 

[turboawdtsi]

Sounds like the ever-so-popular case of the INVISIBLE CAR! I bet he doesn't even own a GTO.