I am sure all of you reading this has ran into a sitution like this one. This kid that I went to high school with had a 87 camaro z28 and he did a cupple little things to it like exhaust, holley carb, rear end, clutch and a few other things but anyways I raced him a few times and beat his monkey ass every time, so after awhile he stoped caring about his car and started jumping railroad tracks and doing lawn jobs you all know what kind of stuff this dumbass did. after 2 years or so he sold it to this even dumber kid (smoked himself retarted) I ran into this kid about 2 weeks ago and I was telling him that he made a big mistake buying that car, so he started talking all of this shit saying that this car is faster than I think and what set me off to get him to race me was that he said he beat an evo with all kinds of stuff done to it. So right then and there I knew that this kid was lieing. I told him that I would buy him a case of beer if he beat me. If i beat him (which I knew I would) he just had to give me 5 bucks, Thats when he got excited, he thought he was geting drunk for free that night. so I went home got my car out and went to meet him at a gas station outside of town, this stupidass brought like 2 car loads with him so they could see his car "preform" and I swear thats what he said, I tryed not to laugfh. I brought my dude with me which he also has a dsm so he knew that this kid was done for. so we wait untill the light turns red at the light in front of the gas station and then we lined up and he tryed to "heat the tires up" but ended up only heating one of them up. While he is doing this I am allready to launch away. He gets next to me and gives me a little *** smile like hes going beat my ass. GREEN light and im off (1st) 2 cars ahead then I shift (2nd) 5 cars shift (3rd) pulling pulling pulling 2 busses and then started to slow down and then he gos flying by me with his flashers on like he won. Me and my dude are at the gas station with this kids retarted pothead friends waiting for him. He pulls in and is all excited, he comes up to me and says budlight bottles please. "are you fucking reterted kid, I whiped your ass" i said " no you did'nt you stoped bofore I did" he says "yeah no shit because they was no point wasting more of my gas then I allready did" So I got into it with him for a little bit and finally after everyone there said he had no way of beating me I made his fatass go into the gas station and buy me a pop and a pack of smokes. When he gets out and hands me my stuff I was like "yeah you did not smoke an evo" his face got all red and he trys to tell me that he never told me that it was an evo he said that it was just a lancer.
what a dickbag.
what a dickbag.
my first race was like.. i was ahead then i slew down (he was beside me so he didnt kno i pushed my brakes to slow down) and he thought he just "overtook" me out of nowhere i guess (he has no turbo so iunno where that burst of power would have came from) but ya he said he won >.>
