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I'm so damn bored...don't take this seriously.

2.1K views 17 replies 12 participants last post by  french_hustler  
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So I was going along at about 54 mph in my dad's 5 speed USDM 1996 GMC Sonoma...(2.2 Liters of Naturally Aspirated Rampage)...when all of a sudden, this guy in a Geo Metro Vert passes me. OH Hell No, I instantly think to my self, I down shift to forth gear and begin my path to an almost sure victory. We come to an intersection where I finally get a chance to catchup, and I let him know that his car is about to be stomped by hitting the rev limiter and dropping the clutch, letting the non posi back end hop up and down for a second before it bogs down, then STRAIGHT UP LAUNCHES me back into the seat. I catch up about 3 minutes later to find out that he is taunting me, only going 60 and acting like he can't even see me in his rear view mirror. Ohh it's on like donkey kong now man, as I shift back down into third, I start pullin...62....63...64....DAMNIT! An oncoming car ruins my attempt to pass this guy. Ok, settle down, wait again....the car passes by, and I'm off again, still in third gear...61...62...63...64...65, I pull a half a car on him and that bastard realizes that his car is getting beat, so he flips his turn signal and goes into a random garage, where he somehow opens the door and just has the balls to just drive into and park like he owned the damn house. But yea, just letting you guys in on my sweet kill story, I'm tired now, I think I'm gonna sit and ponder how bad I tore that POS up. :D
 
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Dude...I was kidding, and it's "you're an" idiot. Honestly, if you're going to correct me, or tell me I'm stupid, do it in the correct manner.
 
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Doesn't matter, "you're" still stupid. People like you shouldn't have a license. I hope you get enough tickets to have your license pulled until your 21.
 
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Thread sucks, close before this kid get FLAMED...or let him get flamed lol
 
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K when I said I was kidding, I meant IT NEVER HAPPENED!!! Sorry for making a lame attempt to do something funny. Didn't think people would get all uptight and think I actually did this, and even if they did think I did this...who hasn't gone ten over the speed limit...
 
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Don't take it personally man. It's just the fact that were all so used to people posting dumb shit and true stories like that, but with more reckless concern for others on the road, so everyone gets the special treatment. Go get your dunce hat and sit in the corner for 5 minutes ;)
 
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I thought I was clear enough in the title, and considering the two cars quite possibly being some of the slowest things on the road people might get a laugh out of it...guess not, I'm done for a while.
 
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hawaiifiveoh said:
I thought I was clear enough in the title, and considering the two cars quite possibly being some of the slowest things on the road people might get a laugh out of it...guess not, I'm done for a while.
I thought it was abundantly clear. Some just didn't receive your thread very well. Maybe if you put some slower cars you might have gotten a few hee hee haa haa's.:p
 
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